Though this intriguing selfie of the now-edited Dan Osborne bulge elicits an understandable strain of dirty thoughts, it also highlights interesting facets of modern male beauty in pictures. There’s absolutely no doubt that this photo is a grade A+ example of every gay man’s ideal hunk. The mussed blonde hair, square jaw, ultra lean physique, and Adonis-like presentation are enthralling.
Some features, especially the bulging main feature, made us think about how men are viewed by throngs of fans and boy-crazed fantasy-seekers. After posting his macho pic, Osborne later edited it to just below the waistband of a very sexy pair of blue and white CKs. In the name of all that is fabulous, why?
The answer to this is a mystery, however other thoughts about Dan’s entire “package” arise.
At the first downward looking glace, it seems as if this Brit’s bits could be of trophy caliber. Perhaps, this was the impetus behind the edit. Upon further review (and several glazed minutes of staring), we noticed that the underwear style he chose to wear is of exceptional quality, fit, and color for his body type.
Without bursting any bubbles, could it be that the magic produced by witnessing something as beautiful as the Dan Osborne bulge, is mostly due to an aesthetic clothing choice? Don’t, for a minute, think that we are underrating the beauty of the man himself, but take another look at the near-perfection created by a great pair of undies on a gorgeous man. The colors match the surrounding tanning room schema, the cut is sleek like his overall musculature, and the tastefulness of the shot enhances a classic body type. Speaking of enhancing, it’s quite possible that Dan is an “average guy” who chooses to wear undies with a flattering lift and profile.
Okay, the point! It seems that men all over the Net are becoming hotter and hotter, quicker and quicker. Ask yourself this. Are fantasy guys like Dan Osborne emerging from a new strain of demigod genetics, and miracle workout fads, or are they learning to dress better and find more stylish accessories? Either way, there’s no reason guys like Dan Osborne should be cropping any true blue selfie shots!